Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Bacon!

[FlyingFish]

...chocolate-covered strawberries, and Penny had a horrible allergy to strawberries, as she first discovered when...

[Alice Macher]

...at age sixteen she bit into a strawberry and turned into Strawberry Shortcake for twenty-four hours, during which time she tried to ride Michelle as if she were Honey Pie Pony, and fought Aggie as if she were the Peculiar Purple Pieman. So Penny, in the present, politely turned down the snack, causing the offended Mother Grub to...

[JerrBear]

...declare war on the Fraggles. However, Lisa couldn't have her favorite worshippers die in a war. She trained them night and day for months. When the day of first blood came, she armed the Fraggles with...

[Alice Macher]

...S'mores (+10 Delicious), the Mother Grub's greatest weakness. Thus did her Fraggle army...

[FlyingFish]

...dance their cares away, and save worries for another day, which made Lisa wonder in hindsight if she should have picked a different army, maybe something like...

[Alice Macher]

...the Basterds. "Don't you worry, little missy," said Lt. Aldo Rayne to Lisa, "Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi grub scalps. And all of them will git me one hundred Nazi grub scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazi grubs. Or they will die tryin'." Recoiling in disgust and horror, Lisa thought some more, and decided to go with...

[FlyingFish]

...her clone army of Stans. "Hey, I needed that genetic material for a reason!" she shrugged at the original, who watched stunned as a thousand of his mirror images all marched forward and...

[Tamar]

...flashed that smug grin that Stan-Prime had learned from Rayne Summers of LICD, causing the Mother Grub to explode, leaving behind only her human-sized heart. "Perfect!" said Penny, taking it home and giving it to the local heart surgeon; however, when the doctor inserted the heart into her father, it made Rob...

[Alice Macher]

...somehow give birth to thousands of trolls, who promptly ran off and hacked the server of Belleville teens' favourite webcomic, Jenny and Maggie, replacing the girl/girl makeouts with grub/grub protein exchanges. "Eww, gross," said Penny, "this is all my fault. To set things right, I must call upon the great and powerful...

[Alice Macher]

...spirit of Finister who, after being struck down, became more powerful than you could possibly imagine!" Finister's spirit manifested and used his somehow newly-acquired IT finesse to...

[FlyingFish]

...activate AEGIS's Orbital Network of Frickin' Lasers (Tim named it), which warmed up and targeted...

[JerrBear]

...Copenhagen...

[Kamino Neko]

...which was the name of the rat that Nick had bought Aggie to replace Finister. As he placed Copenhagen in Finister's old cage...

[Alice Macher]

...the Orbital Network of Frickin' Lasers made a teeny tiny opening in Copenhagen's head just enough for Finister's spirit to enter. "Nick!" Finister communicated telepathically. "It's me, Finister. No time to explain. To save Rob's life (and the Jenny and Maggie comic franchise which is Belleville's main industry), you must deliver...

[Pink Freud]

...on your promise to complete Aggie's training in...