The Person Above You Game

[Valerie]

I used to love this game, but I don't know if we've ever played it here.

Okay, so what you do is post saying something about the person above (^) you. You can also say something about yourself (<) and make a prediction about the person under you (v).

So, for example, let's pretend I'm posting after Lia.

^ is Lia
< is Valerie
v is a zombie

That's an insanely basic example. We're actually going for something more like this:

^ is an evil genius.
< has to go to work soon. D:
v will help me find an excuse to not go to work?

So yeah, that's pretty much the gist of it. No one's above me, soooo...

v will get the ball rollin'?

[Alice Macher]

^ Now requires a dedicated server cluster to keep track of everyone in her harem.
< Wishes she were a toon so she'd have the option of sleeping only when she felt like it.
v Was voted "Most Likely to Succeed God" in senior year high school (or its local equivalent).

[Valerie]

^ is apparently the only other person who wants to play this game. D:
< wasn't voted "Most Likely to" for anything, unfortunately. It's a shame; she would have made a great god(dess).
v will help me with my "Valerie for God" election campaign?

[Topic Starter Robot]

↑ EX TER MIN ATE!
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↓ EX TER MIN ATE!

[retrophrenologist]

^ HOLY CRAP IS A DALEK!!!
< is creeped out, how many other Doctor Who villains are on this forum?
v may well be the Black Guardian, I don't know anything anymore.

[mikbuster]

^ is a Doctor Who fan
< is a weeping angel
v will stare at me

[Valerie]

^ o_o
< is an idiot who agreed to help at her old job because they need help and oh god my loyalty is going to kill me one day
v will judge me harshly for my bad decision

[LadyObvious23]

^ Isn't judging really but is somewhat doubting sanity.
<Had horrible day at second job and came home to every diet coke DRANK including the one I had hid.
V Any suggestions on how to be less thirsty without having to drink water cuz DX it nasty.

[thebitterfig]

^ Brita?
< Knitta.
V Quitta?

[Valerie]

^ Quittas neva win. a.
< is apparently the polar opposite of a quitter.
v will give me an awesome name for my café that might actually exist one day.

[Tamar]

^ Val + U Cafe? (Obvious wordplay is obvious)
< Graded freshmen papers today; most were at least reasonably capable.
v Will uncloud my eyes after all the reading I tackled.

[Evil Ben]

^has an awesome avatar
<had trouble finding the ^
v looks spectacular in red.

[Valerie]

^ somehow knows how good I look in red. o_o
< has coffee. <3
v what's your favorite drink?

[Lia S]

^ surely looks good in any color, especially transparent, if that were a color. Not that I would know, which is a shame.
< loves herbal tea made of lime tree flowers, hot water, and nothing else except some rum.
v thinks I’m a bit naughty for what I put in my ^ line.

[mikbuster]

^ is a bit naughty
< is a perfect angel
v will think ^ was perfectly nice