[4 Apr 12] Not on my sister, you freak!

[Alice Macher]

Re all this Lisa-shipping talk: Anyone mind terribly if I suggest a substitution of Rainbow Dash's human expy, Rain from Magick Chicks? I mean, imagine Lisa whispering, "I'm quaking in my booties, thinking about what you might do to me," or "Come inside. Come inside. Me," to a horse, even a talking one. Or, better yet, don't. *brain breaks*

[Artemisia]

But...she's dating Skye right now. How about AJ? Rosie's free too, I believe.

[Captain LeBubbles]

Re all this Lisa-shipping talk: Anyone mind terribly if I suggest a substitution of Rainbow Dash's human expy, Rain from Magick Chicks? I mean, imagine Lisa whispering, "I'm quaking in my booties, thinking about what you might do to me," or "Come inside. Come inside. Me," to a horse, even a talking one. Or, better yet, don't. *brain breaks*

Allow me to reiterate: I don't ship ponies anyway. :D

[Artemisia]

I guess it could be worse. . .last night on the Daily Show Jon Stewart talked about Alito-Scalia slash fiction.

[Trefle]

Oh, this is somewhat endearing; at least Sara seemed to know where Fiona's preference stand...?
Which does have that element of miscommunication, but at least now a certain relationship has been built.

[TidalWave]

Did anyone notice how less shiny looking Fiona's sister looks compared to her?

[Alice Macher]

She doesn't have Fiona's tan, true. I hope Fi's taking care, if that's her year-round look, not just left over bronze from the summer.

[Trefle]

She doesn't have Fiona's tan, true. I hope Fi's taking care, if that's her year-round look, not just left over bronze from the summer.

not the tan that comes from a bottle?

[Alice Macher]

Hmm. That might explain the shininess. On the other hand, her tan isn't quite orange enough to be from a bottle.

[Trefle]

Hmm. That might explain the shininess. On the other hand, her tan isn't quite orange enough to be from a bottle.

That is quite true. /looks at Snooki
/le shivs.

Maybe Fiona's sister isn't the outdoorsy, tanning type?

[Artemisia]

I thought Snooki's shininess came from constantly being tumbled by someone for that burnished look.

[Lia S]

Re all this Lisa-shipping talk: Anyone mind terribly if I suggest a substitution of Rainbow Dash's human expy, Rain from Magick Chicks? I mean, imagine Lisa whispering, "I'm quaking in my booties, thinking about what you might do to me," or "Come inside. Come inside. Me," to a horse, even a talking one. Or, better yet, don't. *brain breaks*

It would be worse if Rainbow Dash were male. And tasted like raisins.

[NobodySpecial]

I thought Snooki's shininess came from constantly being tumbled by someone for that burnished look.

As the old quote goes, 'I don't know whether to oil her up or sand her down.'

[Artemisia]

I thought Snooki's shininess came from constantly being tumbled by someone for that burnished look.

As the old quote goes, 'I don't know whether to oil her up or sand her down.'

For some reason the phrase 'greased pig' comes to mind about oiling her up.

[DudeMyDadOwnsADealership]

Nitpicking: in the second panel, in Fiona's second dialogue bubble it should say "then," rather than "than." Unless Fiona has homonym confusion even when speaking, which I would believe.

Sounds like you nailed it, Willow.
Homonym confusion problems, as well as not being fully aware of what signals she's sending, seem to be a significant part of Fiona's character, I think.