...Eliza is, in fact, adopted, but not by Jack and Katy. And, despite the resulting distance between them, DD is actually glad for that - he's had enough trouble convincing Jack and Katy not to get him fixed as is, but with his (equally unfixed) girlfriend in the same house, there'd be NO WAY. She is, in fact, owned by Good Cyndi
, although with all the world travel Good Cyndi has been doing lately, she generally spends her time being chihuahuasat by...well, by Jack and Katy-Ann, actually, but since they aren't living together, yet, it's still easy to keep them separated - Katy keeps DD, and Jack Eliza. DD watches the episode of the Simpsons where Homer was supposed to get Santa's Little Helper fixed regularly for tips on avoiding it once Jack and Katy inevitably move in together.
Thank you for your letter, in any case, Mr Hikikomori. And now, back to our story, where Jack and Katy, are, in fact, having their first time. Or, rather, just finished it.
Jack leaned back, in the bed, having pulled his pants back on. 'That was...good. That thing you did about halfway through...I wasn't expecting that, but...wow.'
Katy slipped into her top (having put her underwear on while Jack was putting on his pants), and slid back into the bed next to him. 'I...' She turned a bit red. 'I asked Brandi for some tips...' She glanced up at Jack, who'd suddenly turned very
red and gotten a vacant, glassy eyed gaze. '... No, Jack, she didn't demonstrate that
way.' She shook her head, and chuckled quietly at him.
'Sssh....let me finish the thought before destroying the fantasy.' Jack yelped as she pinched him lightly, then the two of them burst into laughter.
'So do--' Whatever Katy was going to ask Jack, as it turned out, was going to have to wait, as a frantic scratching came at the door.
Katy sighed and went to answer the door, to see DD standing there. (Bet you're surprised about that.)
DD looked up at Katy in her partial state of undress, then craned to see Jack in the bed. 'Blimey. I'm interruptin' somefin' I prob'ly don't wanna see, in't I? I'll come back, later.'
Katy picked him up. 'No, you're not interrupting, DD...and it seemed urgent when you were scratching. What is it?'