...the Mysterious Masked Academy Avenger.
"Greetings!" she said, narrowly managing to avoid tripping over the welcome mat as she hopped onto the doorstep. "I, the Mysterious Masked Academy Avenger, am Tif--IIII mean, am the...MMAA. Yeah."
Sabina squinted. "Can I...help you?"
The MMAA struck a pose with hands on hips. "Aha! Oho! That...is why I am here, Sabina Ritualman. You see, at Artemis Academy, there lurks the menace known as Faith Abbott, an evil mind-controlling esper in the guise of a popular, bicurious student council president. She must be stopped--for Justice!"
"Uh--yah, okay, why is this my
problem? I don't go to Artemis. My cousin warned me about that place."
"This is your burden, Sabina Ritualman, for two reasons: one, the school's resident champion of justice, Tiffany Winters, no longer attends Arte--"
The so-called 'vampire slayer?'" Sabina curled her lip. "Euch, she's worse than useless as a champion of anything.
Like, there was the time she managed to impale herself with an astral sword, only she thought--"
"LIES! IT WAS THAT STUPID MIRROR-VAMPIRE WHO TIED MY HER
Sabina yawned and made a "hurry up" gesture.
"...uh, yes. The second reason is that Faith Abbott may, at present, only be evilly controlling minds at Artemis. But! That's What She'll Do to the World.™ If she isn't stopped now, that is."
Sabina's eyes widened. "That's What She'll Do to the World?™ Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?" She scooped up her cat familiar. "Come, Endor. We leave for Artemis Academy at once."
"But Sabina," said Endor, "don't you have a bio mid-term tomorrow?"
"Eh, I'll get Herge to handle it with his time-travel mojo."
Endor scrunched his nose. "But I thought you were gonna break up with--"
"ENOUGH! We leave for Artemis Academy. Magic spirits, hear what I say, bring me my broom without delay.
--Oooof! A bit more slowly next time, kthx? Ow ow sitting down's gonna hurt later ow..."
Later that day, at Artemis, Faith Abbott was teasingly pulling at Pink--ooops, I mean Rosie's
garters in the girls' locker room, when in burst Sabina with a...