Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Bacon!

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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Tamar » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:00 am

...said, "Trade you one of my tentacle sex tapes for a photo of Penny without her halter top!" So Daphne and Lucy sued him for sexual harassment in the Old Ones Court and won $6.66 million, upon which they returned to L.A. and opened...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby FlyingFish » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:01 pm

...a toy store. And although some guy named Willis would regularly glare at them from the sidewalk and mumble something about copyright infringement, they did quite good business, until...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Ozaline » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:44 pm

Their distributor made a mistake and replaced their entire order with Masterpiece Megatrons... Masterpiece Megatrons are illegal because they are considered realistic gun replicas so...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:30 am

...General Jinjur of Oz and her all-women army tried to use them to conquer the city. They almost succeeded, too, due to all the coke people were doing, even many of the cops. But when it was all over, the Feds seized the toy store and converted it into...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:04 pm

...a Home For Wayward cats. A week later, Charles was sent there after demanding more gooshie food, and biting Joss's assistant on the...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Tamar » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:30 pm

...air at the Grammys. Penny, half-watching back home with Aggie, broke out of the half-Nelson and leapt up, shouting "My cat! Aggie, I've got to go to Hollywood and get him back."

"Who gave you permission to get up, bitch?" said Aggie romantically as she got her in the hold again.

"Sorry, mistress," said Penny as she smiled in pain and love. "But--Charles?"

"Okay, okay, we'll go get him together. Bitch. Now help me out of my pleather bustier." But by the time they landed at LAX airport, Charles was already in the Home, so they had to find its secret location by...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:36 pm

...sending Copenhagen on to scout. While he did that, Rob, newly a cyborg, thanks to Charles' escape meaning he didn't get a human heart, went on to...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Tamar » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:51 pm

...serve his country as the formidable, if unimaginatively-named, Rob-Ot. During a whirlwind tour of duty in which he deposed Kim Jong-Il, Gaddafi and Ahmadenijad, he discovered a new appreciation for the fragility of...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:54 pm

...his own bones, and demanded the people who did the cyborg conversion reenforce them. After returning home...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:56 pm

...to Lynda, he found he now had more stamina than ever, so Lynda put him to work renovating their...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:09 pm

...'playroom', which got wrecked after they told Penny and Aggie they couldn't share it. 'Dear,' he asked, 'where do you want me to hang this...'
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:17 pm

...flensing winch?"

"Next to the grappling hook gun is fine," said Lynda, her mouth watering. "Just be careful not to awaken the...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:19 pm

...Carnivorous Chipmunks. The poor dears have had such a long day, what with...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Shadrach » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:28 pm

...their having to memorize Rigoletto in Yiddish to accompany our next 'playtime,' so be sure to set the power drill to...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:40 pm

..."lullaby"...they really do love that sound.' Lynda's phone rang. 'Oh, look, a text from Penny. She's...
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