Yet another Agenny fanfic - Or is it?

[Lia S]

And Lia. You are a beautiful woman. Marry me.

Okay, but people carrying cricket bats with rainbow flags are not invited to the wedding. (Those crickets must be huge, by the way!)

[Valerie]

And Lia. You are a beautiful woman. Marry me.

Okay, but people carrying cricket bats with rainbow flags are not invited to the wedding. (Those crickets must be huge, by the way!)

Hee. X3

[sentora]

Wow. My sides still hurt from this. Thanks for keeping it posted, T.

His LJ looses a lot of bite when you look at this guy's list of fanfiction in the Dasolution link and read between the lines. It's like a Gay version of Uncle Ruckus.

[Pink Freud]

Wow. My sides still hurt from this. Thanks for keeping it posted, T.

His LJ looses a lot of bite when you look at this guy's list of fanfiction in the Dasolution link and read between the lines. It's like a Gay version of Uncle Ruckus.

No relation.

[MudFlap33]

Wow. My sides still hurt from this. Thanks for keeping it posted, T.

His LJ looses a lot of bite when you look at this guy's list of fanfiction in the Dasolution link and read between the lines. It's like a Gay version of Uncle Ruckus.

Yeah, there's something pretty off-putting about this to me. The way the guy criticizes the Penny and Aggie relationship, for example. He mostly says that it's a "sham" that "won't last 7 seconds." The fact that he thinks it's supposedly disgusting and immoral seems to be secondary. It's like he was *really* invested in those characters until they got together and now the whole thing has been ruined for him. Like maybe he could ignore the secondary gay characters as long as the main ladies stayed straight? It's very weird. And the fact that he reads up on all those different webcomics and becomes quite knowledgable about them. It's gotta be bad for his blood pressure to invest himself in gay-friendly stories just to freak out when gay lovin' finally happens. Just sounds like a guy who beats off to lesbian porn and feels really guilty afterwards. So confusing and sad. It's making it hard for me to laugh at the story itself, which kinda gave me a stomachache (though everyone's Last Words of Lisa are pretty funny!)

[Mec]

http://www.menagea3.net/d/20100701.html

Zii's response to a trool.

[Lia S]

I'm going to assume you mean "prompt" as in "creative writing exercise." So. Get your keyboards out, aspiring scriveners, and try this one out:

Imagine Lisa faces a violent beatdown by a gangsta wannabe straight out of a Spike Lee ripoff movie. In fifty words or less, what would her last words be? You must use at least five of the following terms: "totes," "U mad?", "SRSLY," "YouTube Poop," "Batman," "Optimus Prime," "“ಠ_ಠ", "DO NOT WANT," or "weltanschauüng." You have ten minutes.

I don't think I've seen any Spike Lee movies, so I'll just rip off another movie or two, OK?

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Me and my crew were just visitin' this small town in Kansas, chillin' and takin' care of some SRS BZNS. Wait what was that I said? Dam I got infected by da freak. Anyway there was this prize thing with "to the most awesome gangsta evar" written on it and we all try to grab it at once and I'm all busy punching them in the mouth cause fo shizzle *I* am the awesomest when I see we're now on this yellow brick road thing. My homey sez "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" an I sez "No shit sherlock".

An there were all these lamers singing "ding dong the witch is dead" and some not lame but kinda weird gangstas with food who said "yo ding dong man ding dong ding dong yo". I sez "I'm outta here" an I get on my tauntaun, an then there are some of "those people" yaknowwaddImean? An dey see me hoppin', dey hatin'!

The first dem, Penny Levag or sumthin', she flash-freezes my goddam tauntaun to death with her ice-blue eyes! An her gf, Aggro d'Amore or sumthin', she goes all "DO NOT WANT cruelty to animals yadayada". But Penny sez "Now your feckin' rat has some company in smelly animal heaven" and Aggro is all "Okay". But das no OK, cruelty to animals makes me cry an wish for my Optimus Prime pajamas. An we can't have my crew knowin' I have Optimus Prime pajamas cuz dey'd all be ಠ_ಠ.

So to show who is da real gangsta here I whip out my rainbow colored lightsaber an cut open my tauntaun like a boss. An out of nowhere dis guy Stan appears an starts filmin'. Sez the poop goes straight on youtube. Next Lisa appears rite in fron' of me an sez "U mad? Here" an kisses her finger an touches ma nose. I start screamin' 'cause everyone knows homo is contagious and memefreak is too an she has both.

Lisa laughs her ass off an falls of a bed an sez "Holy cooties, Batman! I just totes changed your weltanschauüng, didn't I?" an I sez "ORLY?" an she sez "YARLY" an I sez "SRSLY?" an den I think "shiz she's rite!" an I freak out even more. I try to chop of her hand with my rainbow lightsaber but then her hair changes into SIX lightsabers an she starts spinnin' around an one of hers gets all curled around mine an its totally useless. Lisa laughs an laughs an then grabs at her heart an sez "ow"! An Mr Levag sez "Lisa, I am your father". Lisa sez "Well I'm glad it was Aggie and not Penny I was lusting for, then. That's all, folks!"

Bein a real gangsta I loot da body an find dis ring an put it on an den dere was dis huge eyeball on fire an dese scary old people on black horses an I was real scared an shit an I sez to my crew we gotta get out of here but Lisa had gone undead an had already eaten all dere brains. Didn make much of a difference but zombies are not cool so I didn wanna hang out with them anymore.

[rebochan]

He is very, very close to violating the LJ terms of service. If you found any post of his that does "explicitly incite harassment or violence towards a group of people", let me know. (I'm assuming fiction doesn't count as explicitly inciting).

What about the death threats to T. in this one and to Gina Biggs in the Red String story?

[Pink Freud]

He is very, very close to violating the LJ terms of service. If you found any post of his that does "explicitly incite harassment or violence towards a group of people", let me know. (I'm assuming fiction doesn't count as explicitly inciting).

What about the death threats to T. in this one and to Gina Biggs in the Red String story?

Technically they weren't death threats, they were just fiction. They may skirt close to the line because the fiction involves real people, but technically, it's still not a direct threat. No legal basis to do anything but ban the kid, really.

[Lia S]

What about the death threats to T. in this one and to Gina Biggs in the Red String story?

In that case, LJ will do nothing. Only hate speech against groups may be removed.

If you believe that a LiveJournal user is making a genuine threat towards you, we urge you to report the incident to your local authorities. LiveJournal cannot take any action which will make you any safer in real life; any intervention on our part (which is limited to the removal of such content) is more likely to cause a person to act on their threat than to convince them not to. Furthermore, removing any content or user from the service will remove the ability for your local authorities to view the threat, which will only impede their ability to assist you.

[Valerie]

http://www.menagea3.net/d/20100701.html

Zii's response to a trool.

No, no, this is Zii's response to a troll. <3

[Lia S]

I like how Mec combined the words troll and tool into trool, though.

[Valerie]

Hehe, we got a compliment. <3

The P&A forum are like the anti-troll brigade. They are the hardest bunch to phase and generally just don't give a flying toss. Did you see them critiquing the troll's "fanfiC," performing spell-check, character inconsistencies, response fanfics, adding onto it--

Oh yeah. The Penny and Aggie fans are pretty tough

[Pink Freud]

Hehe, we got a compliment. <3

The P&A forum are like the anti-troll brigade. They are the hardest bunch to phase and generally just don't give a flying toss. Did you see them critiquing the troll's "fanfiC," performing spell-check, character inconsistencies, response fanfics, adding onto it--

Oh yeah. The Penny and Aggie fans are pretty tough

Yeah mang, you don't F**K with tha Jedi Masters son, we roll 40 deep.

[sun tzu]