KA-BEAR-PUNCH (14 Oct 11)

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KA-BEAR-PUNCH (14 Oct 11)

Postby retrophrenologist » Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:48 pm

This is pretty much exactly how I imagine Vladimir Putin's life. Except, in my head, the bear has chainsaws for hands.
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Re: KA-BEAR-PUNCH (14 Oct 11)

Postby brasca » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:57 pm

I wonder if Putin was a part of FIB. In it's day it might've had agents in other secret organizations that put aside national interests for the sake of worldwide security.
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Postby Bo Lindbergh » Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:19 am

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Re: KA-BEAR-PUNCH (14 Oct 11)

Postby TappingtheLine » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:40 am

The CDC is in Atlanta. If they nuked DC, people would notice that little technicality.
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Re: KA-BEAR-PUNCH (14 Oct 11)

Postby TanaNari » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:53 am

TappingtheLine wrote:The CDC is in Atlanta. If they nuked DC, people would notice that little technicality.


But it's for "national security, of course".

In other words, you were bright enough to spot the technicality, but not bright enough to realize that it's part of the joke.
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Re: KA-BEAR-PUNCH (14 Oct 11)

Postby Freemage » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:14 am

retrophrenologist wrote:This is pretty much exactly how I imagine Vladimir Putin's life. Except, in my head, the bear has chainsaws for hands.


I'd agree, but I figure this has to just be warmup. Next come the chainsaws, and furthermore, Putin has his hands tied behind his back, and just headbutts the bear into submission. Without breaking the sunglasses, natch.

Edit to add: Synchronicity.
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