Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Artemisia » Wed May 14, 2014 9:12 pm

...undergo a cluckoplasty, an experimental surgery in which the subject...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Alice Macher » Thu May 15, 2014 2:42 pm

...had her electrical charge removed. So it was off to the vet for the chicken, but the procedure bizarrely turned her into a human woman. And not just any woman, but...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Artemisia » Thu May 15, 2014 7:19 pm

...Deirdre Lysistrata Thalia Julia Rosenblatt, the most beautiful woman of the 22nd Century. How she had ended up as a chicken in the 21st Century was confusing and one person exclaimed that...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Alice Macher » Thu May 15, 2014 9:01 pm

...even the PenAggies couldn't solve that mystery. Naturally, our heroes took that as a challenge, and discovered the answer was...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby LadyObvious23 » Thu May 15, 2014 10:16 pm

...throw an enraged Lisa at it. Preferably with a nuclear powered fork and.....
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Alice Macher » Thu May 15, 2014 10:25 pm

...astrolabe, thus creating a spacetime rift through which Deidre was able to return to her own era. After closing the rift (with duct tape...it does so work!), the gang went to celebrate at the Hard Rock...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Artemisia » Fri May 16, 2014 9:27 am

...taco truck. After all, the cafes had been doing so well, why not open a taco truck as well. Unfortunately for our gang, the Scooby Gang showed up demanding that...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Alice Macher » Sat May 17, 2014 6:06 pm

...their van be returned so they could solve the mystery of the Moistly-Responding...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Artemisia » Sat May 17, 2014 6:10 pm

...snickerdoodle. Unfortunately, the van was having problems due to....
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Alice Macher » Sun May 18, 2014 9:26 pm

...ice-nine in the carburetor, courtesy of Mr. Freeze who wanted to stop those meddling kids. In order to remove it without destroying all life on Earth, Lisa used her super-power of...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Artemisia » Mon May 19, 2014 10:39 am

...wibbly-wobbly-timey-whimey which allowed her to shift the van into a different temporal stream than the ice allowing the two to be separated. Unfortunately, this resulted in...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Alice Macher » Mon May 19, 2014 7:19 pm

...a new ice age. Everyone was pissed off (except for the global-warming deniers, who were smug, and Mr. Freeze, who was ecstatic), but Lisa was on the case, with the help of Hot Stuff the Little Devil, and together they...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Artemisia » Tue May 20, 2014 8:03 pm

...freed the succubi from the wicked Mistress and the heat from the succubi reversed the ice age! There was a great rejoicing and....
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Alice Macher » Thu May 22, 2014 12:47 pm

...declaring of a new holiday: Heatster, commemorated with a...
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Re: Return of the Daughter of Complete the Sentence

Postby Tamar » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:26 am

...parade float featuring the Irony Fairy and the Loneliest Whale dancing the...
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