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Re: [Off-Topic] Funny Stuff.

Postby Lia S » Tue May 03, 2016 2:18 pm

I received a linkedin email telling me to congratulate a recently deceased acquaintance on the new job... as Bodhisattva in Redeployment at Higher Realms of Light. How am I supposed to respond, “congratulations on the new job, and I hope to see you again soon”?
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Postby mikbuster » Tue May 03, 2016 7:41 pm

Seems like the best possible thing to do, yes.
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Re: [Off-Topic] Funny Stuff.

Postby Lia S » Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:25 pm

I got 18 out of 30 on this quiz: Which Is It: Prescription Drug or Tolkien Elf?
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Postby thebitterfig » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:08 pm

24/30. Missed 2 drugs, 4 elves. Fun quiz.

Alas, my favorite elf, Cirdan the Shipwright wasn't in the list.
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Re: [Off-Topic] Funny Stuff.

Postby Pink Freud » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:33 pm

While doing research on wikipedia for a short story today, I found:

"Ibn al-Nadim, in his Kitāb al-Fihrist, describes a book that lists 70 Jinn led by Fuqtus, including several Jinn appointed over each day of the week"

So I am now converting to Islam so I can change my name to Fuqtus.
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Postby Bo Lindbergh » Mon Oct 16, 2017 3:43 am

Yep, there is still no literacy requirement for spammers....
The latest e-mail spammer wrote:My name is Mrs. Sarah Adam, a woman of 75 years, I am in the sick bed now ready to die soon, but before I die I have an important massage that I want to tell you, very urgent.
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Postby Valerie » Mon Oct 16, 2017 8:04 am

Bo Lindbergh wrote:Yep, there is still no literacy requirement for spammers....
The latest e-mail spammer wrote:My name is Mrs. Sarah Adam, a woman of 75 years, I am in the sick bed now ready to die soon, but before I die I have an important massage that I want to tell you, very urgent.


I know that if I were in the sick bed now ready to die soon, I would definitely email a stranger to tell them an important massage, very urgent.

What was her important massage, by the way? Was it deep tissue? Did she use a nice lotion?
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Postby Bo Lindbergh » Mon Oct 16, 2017 12:36 pm

Valerie wrote:What was her important massage, by the way?

It didn't say. Cliffhanger! :P
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Postby CEOIII » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:10 am

Valerie wrote:What was her important massage, by the way? Was it deep tissue? Did she use a nice lotion?


Was there a happy ending?

YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT! *runs*
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Postby Valerie » Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:02 pm

CEOIII wrote:
Valerie wrote:What was her important massage, by the way? Was it deep tissue? Did she use a nice lotion?


Was there a happy ending?

YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT! *runs*


*buh dum tish*
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Re: [Off-Topic] Funny Stuff.

Postby CEOIII » Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:54 am

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I'M HERE ALL THREAD!
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Re: [Off-Topic] Funny Stuff.

Postby Valerie » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:50 am

X3
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