GAME: Complete the Sentence "Classic"

[Lia S]

... a solo on her rubber duck. She won the right to play this solo in a cheese ...

[Tamar]

-cloth costume as Lady Liberty, in the college's Independence Day commemoration. Her spiky crown was made of...

[LookingIn]

scathing commentary on the lives of others as she sees them from her high platform. Outraged at her arrogance and her judgemental way the crowd...

[Lia S]

... pelted her with rubber ducks, and other things that float on water. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, nobody noticed the witchcraft of...

[LadyObvious23]

Ronald McDonald. He was trying to make his food brainwash the masses into buying more and more. That way they'd turn into...

[LookingIn]

a whole new breed of Grimmaces to spread the laughter and joy of being morbidly obese and ostricised by the masses. Fortunately for the masses someone found out the secret ingredient was really...

[Otaking]

PEOPLE...QPC IS MADE OF PEOPLE! Transformed, the new army of Purple People Eaters sallied forth to...

[LadyObvious23]

eat all people named 'Lisa' who had spider hair. And it almost happened but was thankfully diverted when...

[Alice Macher]

...after circumnavigating the globe, they found there was in fact only one person in the world who met both those qualifications (one guess). As they couldn't all eat Lisa Winklemeyer at once, they fell to fighting each other for dibs, allowing Lisa just enough time to activate her secret weapon, the sixty-four-pronged...

[Otaking]

sign made up of large white gloved 1920s talkie style cartoon hands all pointing to Alice Macher. To complete the distraction Lisa began slathering her with butter and...

[Alice Macher]

...singing "Minnie the Moocher," while she and Alice danced Cab Calloway-style. This arcane hermetic magic rite, taken from an inscription in the tomb of Pharaoh Hi-De-Hi, caused all the Grimaces to transform harmlessly into cute baby...

[LookingIn]

porpoises, the cute aquatic mamals that people just don't understand. Unfortunately since they were in the desert the porpoises...

[LadyObvious23]

dried out and got salted to be sold as Porpoise Jerky! It however did not sell because of the rubbery texture and the fact....

[Otaking]

that I hate ponies, but I'll go to the wall for porpoises and their even cuter jubbly headed cousins, Beluga whales, because my wife loves them. Using my powers of necromancy I danced whatever that dance is in Napolean Dynamite in a shamanistic ritual found written in the basement of Machu Picchu, which resurrected the porpoises from their constituent remains en masse, causing much consternation in several shipping lanes the world over as the porpoises burst from the little yellow bags with Charlie the Tuna on the side and happily plopped back into the sea when suddenly...

[LookingIn]

a crowd gathered at the beach to watch the porpoises swim out to sea to live their lives in harmony. Since it was the hottest day of the year and they were at the beach already the crowd all en masse decided to