GAME: Complete the Sentence "Classic"

[Alice Macher]

Let's play the original version of Complete the Sentence, from the old forum! Yayyyy!

The rules for this thread are very simple:

1 ) I'll start off with ONE sentence. The next person completes that ONE sentence, then starts ONE more sentence, for the next person to complete. And so on.

2 ) No starting a new sentence without completing the previous poster's sentence. Similarly, no ending your post with a complete sentence.

3 ) No extraneous comments; i.e., nothing that isn't a "finish a sentence, then start a sentence" contribution to the ongoing story.

4 ) As in the original forum thread, the focus will be on the canonical Penny and Aggie and QUILTBAG characters for the most part. By all means, feel free to mix in characters from other works of fiction in any medium; that's part of the zaniness! What we don't want is for it to veer off entirely into a direction where none of the Penaggieverse characters appear any longer.

5 ) Apart from the above... go nuts and have fun! The game begins with the next post.

[Alice Macher]

One day, Sara and Lisa found a mysterious box in their dorm room, and opened it to discover...

[Pink Freud]

...a copy of the film "Se7en" on blu-ray. Not having the money for a blu-ray player they...

[Kamino Neko]

...pawned it for $70. They used that money to buy...

[Tamar]

...fourteen transcripts of Nightline. In the most recent of these, they were shocked to find mention of Ronnie, who it seemed was wanted in five countries for...

[Otaking]

murdering Otaking as revenge for killing his precious "Complete the Sentence II" thread, which by then had become a popular movie in world syndication. Ronnie then fled to California, where he finally found acceptance among the Rosicrucian Order before they...

[LookingIn]

...were raided by federal officials for tax violations. Ronnie turned out to be an informant who secretly funneled information to them via....

[Artemisia]

a stuffed ham. His handlers were most. . .

[Zanosuke Kurosaki]

... upset that they had wasted their time on trained carrier pigeons that were hypnotized into thinking they were eagles. This then made for a few unfortunate incidents when some of them were mistakenly turned loose and integrated into the populace that hung around for food at the school's fountain, where they...

[Artemisia]

danced the fandango. This caused much consternation for the people at the school because...

[Alice Macher]

...the school's official dance was the frug. So the administration dispatched Hank to deal with the pigeons, but he couldn't bring himself to do it, because...

[Artemisia]

the birds gave him these huge puppy dog eyes. Hank found himself. . .

[LookingIn]

having to find a way of hiding the pigeons while acting like he got rid of them. Thinking on his feet he pulled the fire alarm and...

[Artemisia]

confetti began to rain down on the pigeons causing them to hide in the attic. There they found. . .

[Alice Macher]

...Leah waiting for them. She was fed up with pigeons masquerading as eagles, because of course everyone can only be one thing, so she aimed at them a...