[16 Apr 12] Recycling

[Trefle]

I have to say, this is one of Sara's dumber moves, though. Like no one will notice a beer bottle in the recyclables?

SCENE: College Reycling Police Headquarters (yes, it IS a thing)

Excited Rookie: (reading report) Oh my God, Chief, someone drank a beer in a college dorm!

Grizzled Chief: Go to red alert! Comb the campus, I want this malefactor found! And stop calling me 'Chief', dammit!

Excited Rookie: Yes, Chief! (runs off)

Grizzled Chief: (sighs) I'm too old for this s#!+...

CSI : College!

[Weasel]

Abita Rootbeer is sold in the same bottles and their brand of beer for just this sort of thing I believe lol. But that's Louisiana for you.