retrophrenologist wrote:NobodySpecial wrote:I have to say, this is one of Sara's dumber moves, though. Like no one will notice a beer bottle in the recyclables?
SCENE: College Reycling Police Headquarters (yes, it IS a thing)
Excited Rookie: (reading report) Oh my God, Chief, someone drank a beer in a college dorm!
Grizzled Chief: Go to red alert! Comb the campus, I want this malefactor found! And stop calling me 'Chief', dammit!
Excited Rookie: Yes, Chief! (runs off)
Grizzled Chief: (sighs) I'm too old for this s#!+...
CSI : College!