01/11/2012 Or... maybe it wasn't.

[CBrachyrhynchos]

Can't be as bad as my worst dates. (1: My date brought their own date.

Wha...? Did he/she think it was a double-date?

Don't know, didn't ask, and should have excused myself ("pardon but my cat's on fire").

[CEOIII]

Can't be as bad as my worst dates. (1: My date brought their own date.

Wha...? Did he/she think it was a double-date?

Don't know, didn't ask, and should have excused myself ("pardon but my cat's on fire").

We also would've accepted "Look, if you're looking for a threesome tonight, I'm game, but you should've told me beforehand".

As for 2: Cronenberg himself was at the party, or you were just watching his films? The first sounds OK, the second doesn't sound PTSD victim-friendly.

[CBrachyrhynchos]

As for 2: Cronenberg himself was at the party, or you were just watching his films? The first sounds OK, the second doesn't sound PTSD victim-friendly.

I'm not that well connected. It was a movie party at a friend's house, and yeah, I didn't get to see much of Crash.

[Ameyal]

I want something relatively bad to happen to either of them, if only for see Lisa being in the wrong.
Not bad as "someone is going to die!", but maybe getting laxative laced popsicles. That would be nice.

[Zanosuke Kurosaki]

I want something relatively bad to happen to either of them, if only for see Lisa being in the wrong.
Not bad as "someone is going to die!", but maybe getting laxative laced popsicles. That would be nice.

Mmmmm, nah, ask Jack - ain't so nice at all. x.x

[Ameyal]

I want something relatively bad to happen to either of them, if only for see Lisa being in the wrong.
Not bad as "someone is going to die!", but maybe getting laxative laced popsicles. That would be nice.

Mmmmm, nah, ask Jack - ain't so nice at all. x.x

That's the point
It's one of the few things that are bad, but not that bad. Just bad enough to make them thing while they're in the bathroom.

[Adrishiana]

To be fair, I don't think someone spiking their popsicles with laxatives or whatever would make Lisa in the wrong. D:

[Valerie]

To be fair, I don't think someone spiking their popsicles with laxatives or whatever would make Lisa in the wrong. D:

Yeaaaah. Blame the victim, man. D:
Now, if she likes, gets drunk and walks out a window and breaks her arm or something...

[Adrishiana]

Or even gets drunk and says something horribly insulting.

(Optional: "to the cops")

[retrophrenologist]

Or even gets drunk and says something horribly insulting.

(Optional: "to the cops")

I knew it! This whole 'college drama' thing was just a big fakeout! Lisa will punch a cop, get sent to jail, and wind up sharing a cell with Charlotte!

[Adrishiana]

Or even gets drunk and says something horribly insulting.

(Optional: "to the cops")

I knew it! This whole 'college drama' thing was just a big fakeout! Lisa will punch a cop, get sent to jail, and wind up sharing a cell with Charlotte!

Okay, but what network airs this?

[Zanosuke Kurosaki]

Or even gets drunk and says something horribly insulting.

(Optional: "to the cops")

I knew it! This whole 'college drama' thing was just a big fakeout! Lisa will punch a cop, get sent to jail, and wind up sharing a cell with Charlotte!

Okay, but what network airs this?

I'm inclined towards Fox, at first - except that in their version, it starts with a black man opening the door to a party and saying "C'mon in!" while he smiles, drink in hand. [/waits to see if anyone gets that reference]

[Adrishiana]

Alas(?), I think cop-punching is somewhat unlikely, but it would definitely be more exciting than "Lisa gets arrested during a raid on the party by the cops for underage drinking, has to explain things to her rather embarrassed parents at 4AM, pays a fine, and goes through a conversion program."

(It could be worse, Lisa. The guy who totaled my car was 1) underage 2) on his second DUI offense and 3) the son of the local deputy fire chief.)

[Ameyal]

To be fair, I don't think someone spiking their popsicles with laxatives or whatever would make Lisa in the wrong. D:

Since it was her idea to go that party wearing slutastic outfits, so everything that happens(good and bad) in that party will be her fault forever. forever

[Valerie]

To be fair, I don't think someone spiking their popsicles with laxatives or whatever would make Lisa in the wrong. D:

Since it was her idea to go that party wearing slutastic outfits, so everything that happens(good and bad) in that party will be her fault forever. forever

...I... You... You do realize how incredibly problematic it is to say that if you're serious, right?