Predictions: Where are the P&A crew 6 years later?

[Mr. Brightside]

Penny: Back working department stores, desperately shopping around manuscripts.
Aggie: Incorruptible covert hunter dragging pot farmers and raw foodists to justice.
Sara: No one willing to take her seriously after "Hot Lights," currently living off the proceeds from playing herself in a melodramatic TV-movie about Cyndi and Charlotte.
Lisa: Globe-hopping unlicensed forensic accountant for hire.
Duane: Locally famous performance artist, wherever he is now.
Stan: Anarcho-capitalist rabble rouser.
Jack: Living with Katy-Ann, working a mailroom he never plans to leave (unless, of course, she moves).
Rich: Killed in bike crash; cause of death was massive head trauma.
Katy-Ann: Beginning PhD program in theology.
Michelle: Followed P&A to their college, only to be tragically electrocuted by a desk lamp in the first week.
Brandi: Unable to get into a real sports school with her record, and not academically-minded enough to pursue a degree for its own sake, formerly worked at a warehouse, lately as a bouncer.
Karen: Trying to climb the corporate ladder with a degree in management.
Marshall: Going for master's in topology.
Fred: To appearances, a mild-mannered, albeit somewhat camp reporter, secretly... well... secretly not much. He's Fred.
Daphne: Civil liberties activist, arrested by Aggie, now serving three to five on trumped-up charges.
Charlotte: Reoffended spectacularly shortly after release, killed in police standoff.
Cyndi: Semi-mythological founder and leader of shadow cult, no sightings confirmed by authorities since day of discharge, indirectly complicit in at least eight deaths, at large.

[Tamar]

Let's not forget the auxiliary L.A. cast!

Meighan: In jail for cooking the books. Turns out her latest investor-backed project, a $2.5-billion-budget HBO adaptation of Grant Morrison's The Invisibles, was filmed entirely in her basement for $3K.

Lucy: Married Daphne, whom she met while the latter was delivering fresh Idaho potatoes to her community theatre production, Potato Head: The Opera.

J'Cru: Spy for Iran. Possibly a double agent for Israel.

Martin: Won starring role in the controversial joint Scorsese/Gibson production, The Last Passion of Christ: Jesus Hits the Beach.

Hilary: Died of a rage-induced stroke at age 20 when directing a stage adaptation of Rain Man, because she didn't realize that the character Raymond was supposed to have a mumbly, mostly inflection-less delivery.

[Adrishiana]

Daphne: Finally completed the Shrine to Joss. Keeps getting sued for slander/libel.

[Bo Lindbergh]

Duane: Making a Hollywood career out of Angry Black Intellectual roles. His first screen appearance was completely unintentional (caused by a bizarre incident involving Samuel L. Jackson and an exploding library), but he kept it up when he learned that it made Penny respond moistly with her hoo-hoo.

[brasca]

Lest we forget:

Yolanda, aka Drunk Girl: With effectively no promotion her website Hot Drunk Chicks generated a million hits its first month of operation. is currently in negotiation with Coors for a sponsorship deal.

I completely forgot about Yolanda. I foresaw her recruited along with Helen and Sandra from Menage a 3 into a secret agency that fights crime while intoxicated, Charlie's Booze Hounds.

[Mec]

Aggie: Incorruptible covert hunter dragging pot farmers and raw foodists to justice.

Ha! I see what you did there.

[Makkabee]

Let's not forget the auxiliary L.A. cast!

Meighan: In jail for cooking the books. Turns out her latest investor-backed project, a $2.5-billion-budget HBO adaptation of Grant Morrison's The Invisibles, was filmed entirely in her basement for $3K.

Prisoners of love! Blue skies, above!
Can't keep our hearts in jai-ail...