Bad Ending

[mindstalk]

Penny becomes addicted to rougher and rougher sex. She has not been seen since going out in response to a craigslist ad at the age of 19.

Aggie decides to protect *all* life and becomes a Catholic nun, pro-life and anti-gay. She's still a vegetarian peace activist as well.

[Arky]

It turns out Penny is magic, and an alien race needs her to fight in a galactic war against their enemies. She is initially reluctant, so she gets chased around by alien clones of herself. Finally, she gives up and goes. Aggie misses her so much that she becomes a drunken wreck, until a magic lesbian uses a portal in a waterfall to send her onto the alien planet.

…did I mention the genderless baby? I think I did…

What is this a reference to?

[Mr. Brightside]

The past few years turn out to be the dying dream of Aggie, who was killed by a painkiller overdose while recovering from an attack by the tiger that killed Daphne, Sara, and Lisa. (Penny is fine, having escaped down a cliff.)

[Lia S]

It turns out Penny is magic, and an alien race needs her to fight in a galactic war against their enemies. She is initially reluctant, so she gets chased around by alien clones of herself. Finally, she gives up and goes. Aggie misses her so much that she becomes a drunken wreck, until a magic lesbian uses a portal in a waterfall to send her onto the alien planet.

…did I mention the genderless baby? I think I did…

What is this a reference to?

http://www.coolcatstudio.com

[CBrachyrhynchos]

T responds to the fashion whining by dropping a nude bomb on the school.

[NobodySpecial]

Omar and Yun Sung are discovered in the bathroom together in the last strip.

[MeganKoumori]

Before he died Finister bit Aggie and gave her rabies, which she passed on to Penny during this scene. Nick is forced to cage the pair and then shoot them.

[adamiani]

Oooh! I've got a bad ending!

Penny and Aggie skip the reunion.
No one there mentions them all night!

[Kamino Neko]

Oooh! I've got a bad ending!

Penny and Aggie skip the reunion.
No one there mentions them all night!

Don't give him ideas!!!!

[Tamar]

*Quivers in foetal position in the corner of the room*

[Valerie]

Oooh! I've got a bad ending!

Penny and Aggie skip the reunion.
No one there mentions them all night!

Don't give him ideas!!!!

Oh God, T would be the BIGGEST troll. XD

[Bo Lindbergh]

Everyone at the reunion dies from food poisoning. Meanwhile, authorities remain mystified by the disappearance of a Belleville Psychiatric Hospital patient.

[Zanosuke Kurosaki]

Everyone at the reunion dies from food poisoning. Meanwhile, authorities remain mystified by the disappearance of a Belleville Psychiatric Hospital patient.

Congratulations, I think you might have just given Maritza a starting point to work with on the non-canon Cyndi spin-off T gave her the go-ahead on.

[istatalnara]

The rapture happens, right at the strip where we've learned that Penny and Aggie have broken up, and T is taken up along with the faithful. The rest of us are forced to sit here as the world goes to heck, never finding out what the true ending is.

[MeganKoumori]

Flashback to Penny and Aggie breaking up:

Penny: (Sobbing) Aggie, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?

Aggie: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

(Walks out the door. Still crying, Penny walks to over to the staircase and collapses. Suddenly she picks her head up.)

Penny: I'll think of someway to get her back! After all, tomorrow...is another day!

(Aggie comes back in.)

Aggie: Forgot my damn pants.