Bad Ending

[cyberbard]

Penny is suddenly engulfed in a strange field of blue light, accompanied by strange crackling sounds. The light quickly subsides, leaving "Penny" casting a bewildered look around the room. She looks at Aggie, and notices that both of them are naked from the waist down. She then looks quickly at an available mirror, and all she can say is...

"Oh boy..."

Meanwhile, in some parallel universe, the real Penny wakes up in a strange, white room, where she is greeted by a oddly-dressed man holding a slapdash looking PDA-ish device, and who reeks of cheep cigars.


(Some people do remember that show, yes?)

[oenone]

Penny and Aggie have only just now consummated their love, when Aggie feels the pull to return to her own dimension, where, as the Cyng of Lhafter, she uses her passionate buoyancy to spread joy throughout the land. Unfortunately, this means she and Penny can never be together. Aggie's essentially an emotional vampire, and Penny is not one of the rare people Aggie can be around without sucking dry.

What follows is a journey across time and space, featuring telepathic horses, feline sex slaves, and fractal numbers, as these two love birds defy the laws of physics to love one another.

Also: gratuitous fantasies re: rape.

Hooray for Piers Anthony!

[MeganKoumori]

TWENTY YEARS INTO THE FUTURE:

Nick sits at his table drinking his morning coffee. He thinks about how proud he is of Aggie: First mayor of Belleville, then state senator. She led the fight in getting the Federal Government to recognize gay marriage...and she won. People already want her to run for president.

She's married to Penny. They have three daughters, adopted from Ethiopia, China, and Haiti. Their first is named Melody.

Yes, Nick thinks as he finishes his coffee and heads to the basement. He's certainly proud of Aggie.

Too bad I can't be as proud as myself...He thinks, lifting the freezer lid to reveal Marshall and Charisma's frozen corpses.

Last panel: A video of T pointing at the audience making this noise.

May I please add you to my list of husbands/wives? <3

At this rate you're going to need the Hearst mansion to house them all!

Sweet. I get the library.

[L'HommeQuiRit]

Explicit Bob and Elmer yaoi.

[NobodySpecial]

Aggie ends up married to Stan to further her political goals. Stan then leaves her for a male staffer.

A heartbroken Penny becomes the Obese Penny from 202020 Pennies and shacks up with a now thinned down (Thanks to late puberty spurts) Tharqa.

Seeking his faith, Duane ends up in the New Black Panther Party and marries Charlotte after she completes parole. He is then arrested for domestic terrorism after a misunderstanding involving his use of the word 'sacrifice'.

Having seen her BFF and main squeeze get married, Lisa becomes a reality show participant, finishing third in the initial season of Yeah, Bitches! Her acting career culminates in a series of supporting actress roles in 17 New Troma productions, including Return of the Grandson of the Toxic Avenger and Rabid Grannies 3.

Sara runs a clothing store/medical marijuana shop in Missoula, Montana.

[Freemage]

TWENTY YEARS INTO THE FUTURE:

Nick sits at his table drinking his morning coffee. He thinks about how proud he is of Aggie: First mayor of Belleville, then state senator. She led the fight in getting the Federal Government to recognize gay marriage...and she won. People already want her to run for president.

She's married to Penny. They have three daughters, adopted from Ethiopia, China, and Haiti. Their first is named Melody.

Yes, Nick thinks as he finishes his coffee and heads to the basement. He's certainly proud of Aggie.

Too bad I can't be as proud of myself...He thinks, lifting the freezer lid to reveal Marshall and Charisma's frozen corpses.

Last panel: A video of T pointing at the audience making this noise.

Magnifique!

[mindstalk]

May I please add you to my list of husbands/wives? <3

At this rate you're going to need the Hearst mansion to house them all!

No, just a bigger freezer...

[SomeCanadianWeirdo]

Pintsize from Questionable Content accidentally destroys Belleville, killing all the cast, when he plays around with the plasma cannon on the space habitat that Hannelore's dad lives on. The only survivor is Charlotte's mom, who decides Pintsize is one of God's avenging angels and spends the rest of her life preaching Robo-Christianity, with Pintsize as its object of veneration.

[Freemage]

The Redneck Tree from RKM's strip arrives ready for his "date" with Helen, only to discover she's not there, and then goes on a rampage that leaves the entire town a wasteland.

[justvisiting]

(Some people do remember that show, yes?)

Yes, and I cry foul on the grounds that few endings can be made worse by invoking Quantum Leap. Hell, it's probably the only way to save certain things (*cough*Enterprise*cough*).

[Zanosuke Kurosaki]

(Some people do remember that show, yes?)

Yes, and I cry foul on the grounds that few endings can be made worse by invoking Quantum Leap. Hell, it's probably the only way to save certain things (*cough*Enterprise*cough*).

You kidding? The only thing that can save -that- franchise these days is getting rid of the technobabble.

[adamiani]

(Some people do remember that show, yes?)

Yes, and I cry foul on the grounds that few endings can be made worse by invoking Quantum Leap. Hell, it's probably the only way to save certain things (*cough*Enterprise*cough*).

You kidding? The only thing that can save -that- franchise these days is getting rid of the technobabble.

Dude, if they make a Quantum Leap/Enterprise move, I will see it twice. Here you go $20, right here, cash on the barrelhead.

[Zanosuke Kurosaki]

(Some people do remember that show, yes?)

Yes, and I cry foul on the grounds that few endings can be made worse by invoking Quantum Leap. Hell, it's probably the only way to save certain things (*cough*Enterprise*cough*).

You kidding? The only thing that can save -that- franchise these days is getting rid of the technobabble.

Dude, if they make a Quantum Leap/Enterprise move, I will see it twice. Here you go $20, right here, cash on the barrelhead.

I was talking Trek in general there, not one specific show.

[child-of-fae]

Penny and aggie stay together

[Black Cat Godess]

But Zanosuke, technobabble is part of what makes Star Trek great! Getting rid of technobabble in Star Trek would be like getting rid of lightsbers in Star Wars; no where near as awesome and it feels like something's missing.

Speaking of, turns out the last part of the comic was Penny going back and forwards through time, trying to prevent a space anomaly from destroying life on Earth. She succeeds by making a paradox and Aggie, the one making Penny travel through time, leaves, promising to return to test Penny once again.

And then it turns out our universe was made by 12 trolls from paradox space whose game session is rather doomed due to a certain someone who wants to enter the universe.