Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Bacon!

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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby retrophrenologist » Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:22 pm

Kamino Neko wrote:...gerbil-men, who lived...

...in a fourth floor walk-up in Boston, downstairs from Helen (remember her?), who...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Ozaline » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:41 pm

retrophrenologist wrote:
Kamino Neko wrote:...gerbil-men, who lived...

...in a fourth floor walk-up in Boston, downstairs from Helen (remember her?), who...


really resented the fact that this run on sentance was trying to live it's life vicariously through her. So she decided to...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:48 pm

...kill it with Strunk & White. Unfortunately, she didn't know it was a book, and...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:55 pm

...hired two of the gerbil-men, whose names happened to be Strunk and White, to kill the sentence. "Sorry, can't be done," they said, "but as we are duly-appointed Texas judges, we can sentence someone to be killed. Has to be a person, though." So Helen chose...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:59 pm

...them. When they begged her to take back that name, she agreed, if...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Tamar » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:19 am

...they sentenced her dad instead. But when they appeared before Mr. Tomalin and said, "Gaze into the face of Gerbil!", he answered, "Gaze into the...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Ozaline » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:30 am

Tamar wrote:...they sentenced her dad instead. But when they appeared before Mr. Tomalin and said, "Gaze into the face of Gerbil!", he answered, "Gaze into the...


Abyss, for when you do it looks back at you." So gaze they did and when the abyss looked back it said...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:37 am

..."I wuuuuv you!"

"Huh, didn't expect that from an abyss," said the gerbil-men. "Nonetheless, we are now so full of love at the moment we can't find it in our hearts to sentence you. So long, partner!"

Mr. Tomalin then went to Boston to yell at Helen for trying to kill him, but she met him with a...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:38 am

...hug, which disarmed him. The two of them then...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:49 pm

...struggled...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:57 pm

...to separate, when his watch band got caught on a tear in the back of her jacket. When he tore the jacket entirely in freeing himself...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Tamar » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:18 pm

...he saw underneath she was wearing an Anne of Green Gables t-shirt. "I... hhhaaate... Anne of Green GabraaAAAR!" he said as he Hulked out. Helen ran to fetch...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:21 pm

...the devilled eggs, the only thing known to calm him down. Nobody knew why, but Helen suspected it was because...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Tamar » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:24 pm

...he was born under a bad sign. Specifically, a sign that read, "Welcome to...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:26 pm

...Toronto.' The second worst sign ever. The worst being...
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