Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Bacon!

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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:55 pm

...a polar bear. But not just any polar bear - this polar bear's brain had been replaced with that of...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:47 pm

...Fozzie Bear. "Hey, an audience," said Fozzie upon meeting Karen. "Wakka-wakka-wakka! A chance to try out my new material. What do you get when you cross a...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Ozaline » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:04 am

Alice Macher wrote:...Fozzie Bear. "Hey, an audience," said Fozzie upon meeting Karen. "Wakka-wakka-wakka! A chance to try out my new material. What do you get when you cross a...




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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby JerrBear » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:12 am

...rioting...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:36 am

(Forgive me, JerrBear, but I suspect you were replying to the last post on page four by mistake)

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...that, in Karen's mind, was to call Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and have him taken to his lab so Beaker could have a break. However, she was terrified of how Aggie might respond, so instead she called...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:45 am

...Dr Strangelove. She actually wasn't sure, though, why she had his number - it must have been...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby retrophrenologist » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:37 pm

...something she'd picked up during that riot that never happened, but Dr. Strangelove's insistence on 'pure bodily fluids' resulted...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Tamar » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:45 pm

in his rejecting those of Fozzie Polar Bear (don't ask, just...don't) and threatening to set off his doomsday device unless Karen brought him bodily fluids that were pure. So she returned to Belleville and, disguised as the school nurse, collected some from Katy-Ann, then flew back to Siberia where the doctor used them to power his state-of-the-art...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby JerrBear » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:57 pm

Alice Macher wrote:(Forgive me, JerrBear, but I suspect you were replying to the last post on page four by mistake)


(Yea I was)
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby JerrBear » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:58 pm

Tamar wrote:in his rejecting those of Fozzie Polar Bear (don't ask, just...don't) and threatening to set off his doomsday device unless Karen brought him bodily fluids that were pure. So she returned to Belleville and, disguised as the school nurse, collected some from Katy-Ann, then flew back to Siberia where the doctor used them to power his state-of-the-art...


... massive 15 inch rubber...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:37 pm

...duckie. Now Strangelove could have even more fun playing with it in the bath, using it to freak out Alan Moore, or cheating in the rubber duck race against Charisma, whom he'd never forgiven ever since she...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:55 pm

...attempted to suck out his soul in an attempt to regain her youth. Luckily, the attempt failed, only causing him...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:44 am

...to have an unwanted telepathic link to Xena's mind whenever he had gas, and that was only a problem when he would occasionally forget and order the three-bean salad. But now it was off to Belleville for the International Rubber Duck Racing Finals, where Strangelove sought to defeat Charisma and win the coveted...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Tamar » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:55 am

...Second Looks structure at Belleville High, which Giuliani had been only too happy to get rid of once the frequencies it emitted gave him migraines. But Strangelove was immune, and needed it to make contact with the forgotten race of...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Kamino Neko » Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:06 pm

...gerbil-men, who lived...
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