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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:18 am
by Alice Macher
...and the world's largest collection of Veggietales hardcore. After Rob helped Lynda by reviewing this for quality assurance, he went to their garage, where he caught Yolanda and Helen making...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:10 am
by xoxi
...Bacardi rum cake in the Easy Bake Oven that Helen wanted but her parents gave to her sister instead. Helen looked up at Rob and said...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:58 pm
by Tamar
..."Hey, big boy...want a piece?" Oh, and they were both completely naked. Rob looked away, checked his heart monitor, and said...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:07 pm
by Alice Macher
..."Yeah, nice try. And this is very, very sick." He pulled the zipper on the side of her neck, revealing Bob in his Underoos. Yolanda was still, however, Yolanda. "Now," Rob went on, "for the last time, get the flying !#$% out of my house."

Undaunted, Bob pulled out a Glock. "Not before you tell the lady an' me...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:58 pm
by danslepoubelle
A bedtime story, like our parents never did. Rob went to the bookshelf to pull out...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:25 pm
by Azrael44
...Piers Anthony's Pornucopia...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:38 am
by Shadrach
...or so the cover said, but inside was the text of John Bunyan's The Pilgrim's Progress. This rapidly put Bob and Yolanda to sleep, whereupon Rob drove them to the Cape Canaveral Air Force Station and smuggled them aboard the Bye-Bye satellite mission to...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:49 am
by Alice Macher
...the fifth dimension. However, Mr. Mxyzptlk, having decided to spend the next two thousand years in bed with Bat-Mite, and not wishing to be disturbed, portalled them out, and they ended up back in the Levac's garage. At this, Rob had five consecutive heart attacks, leading Penny to scour the world for a replacement heart, finally locating one in...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:26 pm
by JerrBear
...the city of Lalaki Sa Babae on the planet Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. So she borrows Commander Keen's spaceship, The Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket, and flies to Transsexual. However...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:16 pm
by Evil Ben
.. the heart she had hers set on what a bait-n-switch for a prototype XTR-41PPS5R cyberreplacement heart with it's own nano-fusion power plant.
Easily customizeable, the XTR can be adapted for two, three, four and six valve systems and is guaranteed to work even after recieving electro-shocks
of up to five amps/120,000 volts. All for the low price of..

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:48 pm
by Alice Macher
...one's best friend's liver. "But Sara needs a liver to live!" said Penny. "Oh, whatever shall I do?" Then Aslan appeared in a cloud and advised her to...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:55 pm
by Kamino Neko
... let her die and eat the corpse - he's a freakin' lion, after all, what did you expect? But, cooler heads prevailed, and...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:28 pm
by Ozaline
Kamino Neko wrote:... let her die and eat the corpse - he's a freakin' lion, after all, what did you expect? But, cooler heads prevailed, and...


suddenly Ozma reappears in the story, because I didn't get a chance to really do anything with her in the first time. Ozma looked into her magic picture and seeing the peril our heroes were in used her magic to transport them and herself to...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:35 am
by Mr. Brightside
...Alternia, where they find themselves face to face with the MOTHER GRUB, who...

Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:52 am
by Kamino Neko
...is actually quite pleasant, and invites them in for tea. Unfortunately, what she didn't tell them was the snacks were to be....