Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Bacon!

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Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Bacon!

Postby JerrBear » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:06 am

Aggie decided that she'd make Rich...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby mindstalk » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:11 am

...bow down before the one he serves.

(Am I doing this right? I never saw the old one.)

Bob and Elmer's glue...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby JerrBear » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:17 am

(Kind of. Basically we keep adding to the sentence to make one long story.)

..., which is the false idol Aggie was making Rich bow before, was suddenly granted life! Seeing the glue monster's true evil, Fred grabbed a hold of his trusty...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Ozaline » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:32 am

gaydar, to determine if the monster was gay, inquiring minds want to know.

Sadly his gaydar isn't really that trusty so...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Tamar » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:41 am

...he grabbed Daphne instead and shook her around so her wavy hair and random Joss references would confound the monster. This delay tactic worked, allowing Aggie to contact Princess Ozma and have her...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby JerrBear » Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:22 am

...send a flying monkey army. Unfortunately, flying monkey became a national delicacy in Oz back in 1999. They were long extinct! So the princess sent...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Evil Ben » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:34 am

.. Inigo Montoya, who told the Evil glue monster," [insert spanish accent for this] Hello. You killed my grandfather. Prepare.."
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:51 am

...me some seafood paella equal to or better than his recipe, and we'll call it even." The glue monster promptly went fishing; however, being monstrous, it did so in Innsmouth, and thus the paella it prepared tasted inhumanly...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby retrophrenologist » Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:39 pm

...squamous, and rugose. The glue-monster promptly sold the recipe to Grampa Cthulhu's Old-Time Lovecraft-Style Eat'n'Drinkery, and retired while young, leaving Inigo...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby undefinedlust » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:52 am

roaming the streets of belleville in search for someone looking for his special skills, as he needed a job. He had all but given up hope when he was approached by
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby JerrBear » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:16 pm

...Mrs. Levac...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby FlyingFish » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:24 pm

...who needed someone to defeat a hacker that was posting her private photos to Twitter. Together, however, they still needed a hacker tracker, so they...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Alice Macher » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:54 pm

...got Belleville's leading macker and his best pal Jack-er, and Zii to smack-er the Hackermom's back-er, while Hackerdad gets the sack-er, and half the Mà3 fandom goes on the attack-er. But let's get down to brass tacks-er, and see how Lynda rewarded the team by...
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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby Mung » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:10 pm

... allowing them acces to the "Private" section of her blog where she posted ...

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Re: Complete the Sentence II: Wal-Mart's Revenge of the Baco

Postby undefinedlust » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:51 pm

rule 34 slashfic for all of Mel Brooks' films...
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