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Pepper

Postby Mec » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:35 pm

Pepper
(loosely)

Michelle lost her virginity and gave up wearing slacks.
Penny's prim but in her dreams her libido doth wax.
Katy Ann's conservative -- her only bed is Jack's.
They were all in AP English and they all were playing lax.

Aggie told him she was wet: one of her worse wisecracks.
Sara stole a kiss but now he's safe from her attacks.
Karen caught him showering -- "Hey! Let's wash our backs!"
They were all in AP English and they all were playing lax.

Aggie yelled at Penny cause she never dated blacks.
Penny self-defenestrated, landing on her axs.
Duane took it pretty hard when poor Penny gave him NAKs.
They were all in AP English and they all were playing lax.

Karen's throwing parties and she's serving sexy snacks.
Helen comes out from her shell and drinks until she yacks.
Five days out of thirty even Charlotte can chillax.
They were all in AP English and they all were playing lax.

Linda likes equations and her favorite is Dirac's.
Rob likes going to the mall and checking out the racks.
But no one ever talks about the son of the Levacs!
They were all in AP English and they all were playing lax.

Cyndi sprang on Sara Velte backstage between acts.
"Just a fingerhold" she whispered, but Sara's making tracks.
Daphne loved the lipstick, and now she gets the smacks.
They were all in AP English and they all were playing lax.

Someone ambushed Cyndi and then gave her seven whacks.
Helen's learning Linux -- she no longer uses Macs.
Lisa moved to Springfield, spiked her hair, and plays the sax.
They were all in AP English and they all were playing lax.
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Postby Alice Macher » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:46 pm

Mec, this is eleventeen kinds of brilliant. ♥

Is it a parody of something in particular? My Google-Fu has failed me.
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Postby Mec » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:58 pm

Glad you like it! :D

It's a parody of "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers. But I used only the verse rhythm, not the chorus. And some of the scansion is a bit off. For example you have to read "HER li-bi-do DOTH wax" instead of "her LI-bid-do doth wax". Similarly, read: "one OF her WORSE wiseCRACKS".
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Postby Evil Ben » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:03 am

Lisa moved to Springfield !?!!

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[sniff] The Lisa we knew is now dead. Once one goes to Springfield all hope is lost.
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Postby MudFlap33 » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:51 am

Yeah, this was awesome! I could hear it so clearly in my head.
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