P&A Christmas Carols

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P&A Christmas Carols

Postby Alice Macher » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:39 pm

Sing 'em around the tree, from door to door...just not in church. :wink:

Freezer stocked with heads cryonic,
Muahaha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
If Ag sees, she'll be histrionic,
Muahaha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Look, here's Marshall's, and Charisma's,
Muahaha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha!
Sing it now in sweet melisma:
Muahaha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!

God rest thee merry, Charlotte Sims,
Cooped up in women's jail!
Think of Duane when showering,
If pure thoughts don't avail.
Should mean bullies push you around,
In to anger don't you give.
And don't you carve your toothbrush into a shiv,
Into a shiv,
Or sans hope of paro-ole shall you live.

Thunderbolt Trickster went out
To bring some criminals in.
But no bad guys were about.
"Damn, this job is dullin'!
Oh wait, my comic's out tonight;
It's the Christmas issue.
They're all oglin' my bod inside,
With the help of ti-i-ss...eww!"

Shippers' fright, yuri fans' plight:
Will Agenny work out all right?
Will those wine coolers come into play?
Will there be heard the lesbian mares' neigh,
Without Ayn Rand Aggie, please,
Without Ayn Rand Aggie, please!

Single 'Chelle, single 'Chelle,
Doesn't need a man
To bolster her self-esteem.
"And certainly not Stan! Yuck!"
Happy 'Chelle, healthy 'Chelle
--What? There's no punchline.
For once in this year's dramedy
A life works out just fine!


And on that empowering note...Merry Christmas/Chinese Food Plus Movie Day, everybody! I love you all, I really do. ♥♥♥
"Life doesn't wait forever." --Lisa Winklemeyer
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Postby Lady J » Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:48 pm

I love it! My hubby (who does't read this comic) looked at me like I was nuts when I started singing them.
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Postby Damocles » Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:06 am

Cyndi got beat up by a lacrosse stick,
Walking home from school, election eve,
You can say there's no such thing as justice,
But as for me and Charlotte, we believe!

She'd been drunk on too much power,
Twisting minds, and planting woes,
But now she's on medication,
And in a straight jacket her ass is now enclosed,

When the feds found her this morning.
All tied up and bound and gagged,
She had messed up Charlotte's poor head,
And the sweet girl almost wound up tagged and bagged,

:Repeat Chorus:

(....too soon?)
I'm now convinced that if you play Pat Benatar's "Crimes of Passion" over Penny and Aggie it'll totally synch up.
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Re: P&A Christmas Carols

Postby lilithanat » Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:37 pm

Bumping, because it's still funny. :mrgreen:
A totally valid...corruption.
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Re: P&A Christmas Carols

Postby Valerie » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:06 pm

Oh man, I don't think I saw this before. I approve. :D
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Re: P&A Christmas Carols

Postby Hexr » Wed Dec 25, 2013 3:35 am

Could someone bother to name the original songs, so I could get the tunes?
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Re: P&A Christmas Carols

Postby Pink Freud » Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:47 pm

Mine (Damocles, my former personality), was to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer".

Alice's is multiple songs, I'll let her handle that whole thang.
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Re: P&A Christmas Carols

Postby Alice Macher » Thu Dec 26, 2013 1:28 pm

All right, tunes for my songs, then:

"Freezer stocked" --> "Deck the Halls"

"God rest thee merry, Charlotte Sims" --> "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

"Thunderbolt Trickster" --> "Good King Wenceslas"

"Shippers' fright" --> "Silent Night"

"Single 'Chelle" --> "Jingle Bells"
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